From the land of Facebook

I have seen this on facebook, and because I’m not doing anything… I thought about posting it here… Wala lang…

1. Dapat ba gwapo?
>Yes. He must be atleast presentable, not necessarily jaw dropping handsome but one that I can introduce to people proudly. Ang pangit naman kung maganda ako tapos siya hindi…

2. dapat ba matalino?
> Definitely yes. The reason why I fidget on dates is because I can’t find a decent thing to talk about. So naturally, he must have some interesting thing to say.

3. preferred Age?
> I prefer someone older or anyone who shows maturity beyond his age. I can’t be a mom to my boyfriend. I’m already one at home.

4. preferred height?
> Someone taller than me, but not too much. I’m insecure when it comes to height.

5. How about sense of humor?
> Ofcourse! I love to laugh and if he can’t mumble anything that tickles my brain... well, he better learn to read.

6. How about piercings?
> No. I’ll forgive him if he looks like Josh Duhamel or Jude Law.

7. Accepts you for who you are?
> If he doesn’t, he can just get lost.

8. Pink hair?
>If he was born with it, otherwise we can buy razors.

9. mushy or no?
>Yes. But not the spare-me-that-crap-kinda mushy. Just enough to make me feel giddy.

10. Thin or fat?
> Not fat. It’s unhealthy. Can be thin if he doesn’t go on a diet, that would be creepy.

11. Moreno or chinito or mestizo?
> I don’t care. That’s being racist man!

12. Long hair or short hair?
> Short clean cut hair without fuzz.

13. Plastic or metal?
> None. I hate plastics and metals are too hard.

14. Smells good?
> Hell yeah, I have a nose like a dog. I can tell what you have eaten even after washing your hands with soap (I can even tell what kind of soap you are using!)... Swear…

15. Smoker?
> uhh! Hates it!

16. Drinker?
> I drink occasionally so yeah… it’s fine so long as he’s not into it.

17. Boy-next-door type?
> Whatever. I really don’t care. As long as he doesn’t stand on doorways checking every girl out.

18. Musically inclined?
>It’s a plus but I’m not forming a band here.

19. Plays piano?
> Pwede… Nothing can be more romantic than a sight of a guy in tux playing piano.

20. Plays bass and/or acoustic guitar?
> Acoustic. And I’ll be drooling if he can sing like Jason Mraz too!

21. Plays violin?
> I don’t know… OK, why not.

22. Sings very good?
> oh yes… please? So he can rock me to sleep.

23. Vain?
> He just needs to take care of his body, not the metro guy type. I always think they’re an inch closer to being gay.

24. With glasses?
> Not necessarily. Di na uso yan, kaya nga may contacts diba?

25. With braces?
> At our age? That’s pretty unusual.

26. Shy type?
> Definitely not. I’m shy so he can’t be shy too. We’ll be shying our way out of the relationship.

27. Rebel or good boy?
> Though rebels intrigue me, I still want my guy to be good. He’ll exhaust all my ATP from worrying.

28. Active or passive?
> What fun will it boast to be with a passive guy? Plus, he’ll explode like a medieval bomb when he can’t take me anymore.

29. tight or bomb?
> Huh? Yeah I’m dumb to these kinds of things.

30. Singer or dancer?
> Can sing and dance, he doesn’t need to be good at it.

31. Suplado?
> Suplado na nasa lugar… nakakarindi yung laging nakasimangot noh.

32. Hiphop?
> duh… nope!

33. Earrings?
> Just as I said, no.

35. Torpe?
> Torpes are cute but I’m not coming after them so he better learn how to speak (pwede di masyado articulate..hehehe)

36. Mr. count-my-ex-girlfriends-until-you-drop?
> Hell no! What am I? Future one of his ex girls? I’ll fry him in oil if he tells me that!

37. Dimples?
> ohhhh… dimpled guys are adorable…

38. Bookworm?
> Not necessarily but he must be smart and he reads when he needs to.

39. Mr. love letter?
> I love it when I receive lovely letters… don’t overdo ofcourse or I’ll burn it in trash.

40. Makulit?
> The key is moderation. I’m around with kids often so I tolerate that kind of behavior. I’ll tell you when it’s not fun anymore.

41. Flirt?
> Do you wanna die? Just flirt with ME.

42. Poem writer?
> oh yes please?... I love anything that pulls my heart strings.

43. Serious?
> When he needs to. But not ALL the time. Read: ALL THE TIME.

44. Campus crush?
> That would be find, as long as he doesn’t abuse his gift and his eyes are only on me.

45. Painter ..?
> If he paints a clear picture of things, I can never appreciate abstract. I don't know... I just can't.

46. Religious?
> Doesn't matter. He must only believe and fear God.

47. Alaskador?
> Not too much please... I'm too pikon for that.

48. Computer games geek? Or internet freak?
> Huh! Basta hindi addict. Im a net freak myself anyways...

49. Speaks 20 languages?
> Sure, why not? so when we travel i don't need an interpreter with me.

50. Loyal o faithful?
> Both. If one is lacking, screw him! he can get lost or I can get lost..hehee.. :)