As I rode the jeepney this afternoon, I have come across a Caucasian girl with her "Americanized Filipina" friend. They were talking about how "uncool" Philippines is.
Caucasian Idiot: Cool stuffs are not allowed here in Davao. *Me thinking about the Cigarette Ban*
Unpatriotic Filipina: Yeah...
Caucasian Idiot: Like there's no life here, Where is the light? In Manila, Tessie was talking to me for 10 minutes and I wasn't listening anymore. She said the next time I come there again I should call them and we'll go to this and there and I was like "Yeah, Totally.. Great"... blah blah blah... Back home, you can have a massage and buffet in one place. How cool is that?
Unpatriotic Filipina: I've been there, yeah its cool.
Both: Para!
I swear! I can just stare at them! I wanted to tell them especially to that darn Filipina to get out and talk ill about my place later when they're all alone. It was annoying to see such ugly girls with ugly hearts and empty brains! I can forgive them if they look so great but no! That white girl was wearing a spaghetti top that looks like a pantulog for me and her brandless panties are popping over her dirty capris showing off a fraction of her big tummy. That Filipina is simply so inappropriately dressed! How can you wear a black longsleeved polo on a hot summer day like this? And I wasn't even sure about her gender until she started talking for more then 1 word. Go back from where you came from you two!
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